MY FUNNY VALENTINE
Anthology by Whiskey Creek Press Authors Genre: Torrid Romance AnthologyEBook formatsISBN:978-1-60313-306-7Trade paperback ISBN: 978-1-60313-305-0Rating: Erotic Romance <BDSM elements>ExplicitBlurb… Maurice is the Gilligan of love angels. He can’t seem to do anything right. When he’s called up to the white room by the superiors he’s given a challenge: couple these humans or switch over to the death realm. A new partner and the fact that these humans live on opposite sides of the country are two factors that won’t help his quest. Come along for the adventure and you will find yourself smiling, sighing, and laughing out loud. You may even have an ahh moment at the end!
LOVE ANGEL EXCERPT
Dear Christina,
I’d like to apologize for our recent altercation. Your wedding was beautiful despite the commotion I caused. I know you didn’t really invite me to the wedding but I was so excited about sharing your special day with you. How was I supposed to know that those rose petals would be slick as snot? I’m surprised more guests didn’t slip and fall into Aunt Bertha’s expansive bosom. She really did take it quite well—I appreciate all of the groomsmen leaving their places to retract my head from between her heavenly globes.
Furthermore, I would like to explain the anniversary cake incident. I only planned to take a tiny fingerful to taste. If your intended’s dog hadn’t bitten my ass, I’m sure my right hand wouldn’t have left a handprint right on the top of the inscription. Of course he was only doing what he’d been instructed to do by the father of the bride.
I’ve enclosed a hand-knitted scarf to cover up those nasty peck markings all over your face and neck. I had no clue there was a special way to release the doves. It was unfortunate that they all flew sideways and attacked your veil. Maybe next time you should consider wearing a simple headpiece.
Let’s deem this my last contact with you since the restraining order goes into effect on Monday. Have fun on your Jamaican honeymoon. I doubt I’ll be in the area.
My sincerest apologies,
