Southern Charm

Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a
conversation during an endless wait in the LA airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California
woman married to a wealthy man.

The second was a well mannered
elderly woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they
had any children, the California woman started
by saying, “When my first child was born, my
husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”

The lady from the South commented,
“Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman continued, “When my second child was
born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz. . ”

Again, the lady from the South commented,
“Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when
my third child was born, my husband bought
me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

Yet again, the Southern lady commented,
“Well, isn’t that precious?”

The first woman then asked her companion, “What did
your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”

“My husband sent me to charm school,”
declared the Southern lady.

“Charm school?” the first woman cried,
“Oh, my God! What on earth for?”

The Southern lady responded, “Well for example,
instead of saying “Who gives a shit?” I learned
to say, “Well, isn’t that precious”…