Pizza v. Sex… Why not have both?

This is a funny graphic that came about as a result of my first online ordering experience. I’ve ordered books and things on ebay but never food before. Can I say awesome? I even got a pizza tracker that shows me how close my pizza is to being here. Now if only I could do that with sex. Okay, hmmm, first I let ‘the man’ know I’m in the mood. Then the foreplay begins. Clothing comes off. Bodies collide. Friction builds. Heads roll back as hips buck. The pinnacle moment…. and we’re there. Let the smoking and television watching commence.

I may have just invented a new product. Husband’s would love it. Now, how long is this going to take? hahaha I’ll market to the busy couples that have to schedule sex into their busy lives. Now you all see where my wacky mind lives! It’s all good.